Rebecca Sherwood and the Sorcerer’s Stone:

Basically a very truncated version of canon, with a Sue thrown in, it was the first fic I had sporked. I was inspired to spork in the first place because of Mervin, so I had her in the back of my mind as I searched for my first Sue. And so it wasn’t surprising that I ended up with a lightness and fluff, but ( Read more... )

( I iz sentimental, so I'm finishing this sporking on my birthday. WARNING: I WAZ VERY DRUNK WHEN I SPORKED THIS. )

( Where I finally break down and recap, instead of spork. )

( A very short chapter, but composed of nothing but copy-pasting. God, this fic is wearing me out. )

( Where there is more snotty-ness and painful humour... )

( Copy-paste, now with 100% more racism! )

Yo, guys, I'm back! I wanted to write a little post about my trip to America, but then I realised I had nothing of interest to say, apart from how I MET TWO SQUIRRELS! TWO WHOLE SQUIRRELS! AND THEY WERE THE CUTEST THINGS TO EVER CUTE! OH MY GOD, IT WAS AMAZING!!!

Ahem.

Anyway, enjoy this sporking.

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( Well, that was pointless. )

( And here we have more copy-pasting, for that is the height of writing. )

I'm so bored...I've finished reading through the archives of das_sporking, and now I have nothing to do. I'm pathetic, aren't I?

( Where the Sue fails in a rather unconventional way... )